Agent Warm meets an attractive (female) scientist

From Secret Agent Luke Warm and the Scientist Kidnapped for Nefarious Reasons

Luke Warm entered the laboratory, where he found dozens of scientists in laboratory coats doing Science Experiments. He glanced over one of the scientists’ shoulders at the purple mixture inside his vial.

‘Potassium Carbohydrate,’ Luke remarked.

‘That’s right,’ said the scientist. ‘You know your science.’

‘I studied at Oxbridge,’ Luke replied. He walked over to another scientist who was clearly struggling with her Bunsen burner.

‘Try turning it to the left,’ Luke offered. She did, and the flame suddenly turned from yellow to blue.

‘Thank you,’ she said. ‘I did not know how to do that.’

‘I’m looking for Doctor Spitaswallow, said Luke.

‘Well, you just found her,’ replied the female scientist. Luke raised an eyebrow.

‘A woman.’

‘Yes,’ said the woman. ‘But I am good at science.’

Luke raised an eyebrow. ‘Of course you are.’ She was very attractive, Luke observed, and he could tell from her chest that she had breasts. He extracted his Dunhill gunmetal cigarette case from his jacket pocket, took out a…