Agent Warm gets pushed out of a plane
From Secret Agent Luke Warm and the Demented Billionaire Who Keeps Stealing Rockets
Luke Warm slid his hand further up the air hostess’s thigh1. They were lying together and kissing on the bonkette-style seating thing on an Apollo Airways N5VH private jet.
“Any higher, Mr Warm, and my ears will pop,” the air hostess purred in a seductively non-British accent. Warm made a clever quip comparing the popping of ears with breakage of the hymen, then continued to kiss her.
“I don’t think I’m ever going to fly with anyone else,” Warm commented suavely.
“You’re so right, Mr Warm,” said the air hostess – then she pulled out a gun and pointed it at him!! This was completely unexpected and suggested she was not as friendly as she seemed. She stood up and backed away from Warm, edging towards the cockpit with the muzzle of the gun trained on him. The cockpit door opened and the pilot walked out. He was a moustachioed man wearing sunglasses and a frap hat (a leather helmet thing that looks a bit like a shower cap but is for skydiving) and a bright red and yellow parachute on his back…