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“Ze body was found in ze woods zis morning.” Inspector Camembert said in a strong French accent. “‘Ow did zat ’appen?”

Damn you Daniel Piper... I was sipping my coffee when I read this and now it is all over my monitor.

Thea McGinnis's avatar

Eew she said, with ze parlevous accent…

JMirrer MD's avatar

I just see Frenchie from The Boys in my head reading that.

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That show was so good until it wasn't. Then it was the opposite of 'so good'.

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I ended up pirating Steve Martin's Pink Panther just to watch the scene where he repeatedly says ''Amburgerrrrrrr' over and over in a horrible French accent because of this article.

I also had to buy a bottle of Windex because mocha latte is very difficult to remove from your laptop monitor with a wet paper towel from the motel's lobby bathroom.

Kristine Templeman's avatar

This is literary genius! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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he's one of the best writers on this platform that isn't named 'The Wise Wolf'.

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I bet he can 'wrap' as well as any male can - which is to say 'poorly and only on Christmas'.

Bruce Denner's avatar

Peter piper picked a peck of pusillanimous paper shufflers.

Samantha Walzem's avatar

“The day before today” really has a special ring to it. As I always say, why say it in fewer words when you can say it in more?

Thea McGinnis's avatar

I wouldn’t say I fear you might end up like Eleanor Rigby but for some reason I want to grab your digits.

Michael Veitch's avatar

So much to learn here. And a new word even. Appalment. Hmm…‘Apartment’, maybe?

Ross Walters's avatar

Brilliant! Every time I read one of your pieces, I find myself smiling and chuckling inwardly, and sometimes even laughing out loud. You are a top-notch humorist in the tradition of Mark Twain and P.G. Wodehouse.

Rain DeGrey's avatar

Not me actually unironically drinking Writer's Tears cuz...of marketing? sigh