I ended up pirating Steve Martin's Pink Panther just to watch the scene where he repeatedly says ''Amburgerrrrrrr' over and over in a horrible French accent because of this article.
I also had to buy a bottle of Windex because mocha latte is very difficult to remove from your laptop monitor with a wet paper towel from the motel's lobby bathroom.
Brilliant! Every time I read one of your pieces, I find myself smiling and chuckling inwardly, and sometimes even laughing out loud. You are a top-notch humorist in the tradition of Mark Twain and P.G. Wodehouse.
“Ze body was found in ze woods zis morning.” Inspector Camembert said in a strong French accent. “‘Ow did zat ’appen?”
Damn you Daniel Piper... I was sipping my coffee when I read this and now it is all over my monitor.
Eew she said, with ze parlevous accent…
I just see Frenchie from The Boys in my head reading that.
That show was so good until it wasn't. Then it was the opposite of 'so good'.
I ended up pirating Steve Martin's Pink Panther just to watch the scene where he repeatedly says ''Amburgerrrrrrr' over and over in a horrible French accent because of this article.
I also had to buy a bottle of Windex because mocha latte is very difficult to remove from your laptop monitor with a wet paper towel from the motel's lobby bathroom.
This is literary genius! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
he's one of the best writers on this platform that isn't named 'The Wise Wolf'.
But can he rap ? 😂
I bet he can 'wrap' as well as any male can - which is to say 'poorly and only on Christmas'.
Peter piper picked a peck of pusillanimous paper shufflers.
“The day before today” really has a special ring to it. As I always say, why say it in fewer words when you can say it in more?
I wouldn’t say I fear you might end up like Eleanor Rigby but for some reason I want to grab your digits.
So much to learn here. And a new word even. Appalment. Hmm…‘Apartment’, maybe?
Brilliant! Every time I read one of your pieces, I find myself smiling and chuckling inwardly, and sometimes even laughing out loud. You are a top-notch humorist in the tradition of Mark Twain and P.G. Wodehouse.
Not me actually unironically drinking Writer's Tears cuz...of marketing? sigh